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I am a girl.
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Basic grasp of English....
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Football. Darts. horseracing.
Keeping chickens and llamas (and cats and dogs and turkeys and ducks and woodlice)
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Level 42 (no sniggering at the back) Zutons, Black grape, Reef, and most hip hop.
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The Larry Sanders Show. Black Books. Mighty Boosh. Peep Show
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Spinal Tap.
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Erm.... um... ah... Not read any books since all night telly was invented.
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"These go to eleven" Nigel Tufnel - Spinal Tap.
"Do you think we could put Tom in a cannon and fire him at the same speed as Ronaldo's free kick"
Andy Goldstein - Soccer Am